Hidden Facts about women

If you smell it, you're not a gentleman 
If you do not smell it, you're not a man 
If you praise him, it will count you ngegombal 
If you do not praise him, you would be an ineffectual man 
If you agree to all his desire, he will ngelonjak 
If you do not agree, you do not meaning 
if you love him, you suspect "is the" 
If you do not love him, you're not a man 
If you visit him often, he thought you boring 
If you do not visit often, he menuduhmu play other people 
if you dress well, he said you attract the attention of other women 
if you do not dress well, he said you mess 
If you jealous, he said you bad 
If you are not jealous, he said you do not love him 
If you want to fuck, he said you do not respect them 
if you do not want to fall in love, he thought you did not like it 
if you late a minute, he will angry 
if he be late an hour, he said that it should be a woman 
if you visit another woman, he will accuse you had another woman 
if he visited another man, "Oh! Familiar, we women! " 
If you kiss him briefly, he accused the man you cold 
If you kiss a long time, he shouted that you ill-mannered 
If you fail to help him cross the street, you lack ethics 
If you have successfully helped cross the road, he saw the tactic men 
If you looked at another woman, he accused you crocodiles 
if he contemplated another man, he said that they admire 
If you pay her, she thought you meremehkannya 
If you do not pay her, she thought you peli 
If you love with another woman, she asked off 
if he in love with another man, "Not my fault! He is a force! 
If you wish sex with him, he saw only that you want 
If you do not intend love with him, he considered selling you expensive 
if you talk, she wants to hear that you yourself talk 
if you listen, she wants you to talk 
If you currently love he was silent, she asked dicumbu 
If you currently love you ignored me, he ignored me 
If she cries, you either have made ​​to cry 
If you cry, he went from you because you're not a real man